Life, they say, is about learning to appreciate the small things. For proof, look no further than the first-ever “Smallest Penis Contest” at King’s County Bar in Brooklyn, New York, on July 20. According to a Craigslist ad seeking “less endowed men” to prove that “good things can come in small packages,” the contest...

    “Dont worry, I know what you’re thinking: Harry Potter’s had a nasty quidditch accident.” Fourteen-year-old Jack Carroll opened his audition for “Britain’s Got Talent” with this line, and the act that followed was easily one of the most memorable — and hilarious — of the popular British reality...

Inspired by the Celtic Champions League group-stage upset against Barcelona that made Rod Stewart cry, Snoop Dogg (now Snoop Lion) has decided that he wants to invest in the Scottish champions. Even though he didn’t really watch the match. Said Snoop to the Daily Record: “I got a lot of interest in soccer. It’s not a new thing for hip-hop...